Yup, I just couldn't manage it. But here are the results for those of you who couldn't keep the eyelids open.
Ladies 500m (2) quarterfinalsJessica Smith advances
Sarah Chen came in 4th and does not advance
Men's 500m (2)Ryan Bedford came in 4th and does not advance
Jeff Simon incurred a penalty - Ouch!
Kyle Uyehara came in first and advances! Woohoo for Kyle!
Ladies 1000m quarterfinalLana Gehring
Alyson Dudek
Katherine ReutterALL the ladies advance!
Men's 1000m quarterfinalKyle Carr comes in third and does not advance
Travis Jayner comes in third. There is a penalty in this race on China, but there is no indication if Travis advances (just have to see if his name pops up on the semifinal)
Ladies 500m (2) semi finalJessica Smith comes in 4th and goes to the B final. Good Job Jessica on making the semi's.
Men's 500m (2) semi finalKyle Uyehara comes in 5th and does not advance. Congrats Kyle on making the semi's on your first go at a WC.
Ladies 1000m semi final
Alyson Dudek comes in 4th and goes to the B final. Good job making it to the semi's.
Lana Gehring comes in 4th goes to the B final. Good Job to Lana on making it to the semis.
Katherine Reutter Huh? Duh? Wha??? Katherine comes in 5th??? Whoa, I wonder what happened there?
(If she came down with anything as nasty as what I've got, she would be lucky to tie up her laces let alone skate...)
Men's 1000m semi finalTravis Jayner comes in 4th and goes to the B final. Good Job making the semi's Travis.
Ladies 500m (2) B finalJessica Smith comes in 4th
Ladies 500m A finalNo U.S. Ladies in the final
1 ZHAO Nannan CHN 44.514
2 FAN Kexin CHN 44.556
3 KIM Dam Min KOR 44.687
4 MALISZEWSKA Patrycja POL 45.137
Men's 500m (2) B final...ummm, errrr....there are no results posted???
....looks like there was no final B. And what's with 5 guys in one race and only 3 in the next for the semi's?
Men's 500m (2) A finalNo U.S. men in the A final
1 ELISTRATOV Semen RUS 43.300
2 BEAULIEU Remi CAN 43.410
3 SAKAZUME Ryosuke JPN 43.596
4 MCFARLANE Liam CAN 43.813
5 VAN DER WART Freek NED 52.033
6 HAN Jialiang CHN 53.189
PEN LEE Ho-Suk KOR PEN
Ladies 1000m final B1 ZHANG Hui CHN 1:36.555
2 HWANG Hyunsun KOR 1:36.602
3
DUDEK Alyson USA 1:36.691
4
GEHRING Lana USA 1:40.947
Ladies 1000m final ANo U.S. ladies in the final
1 YANG Shin-Young KOR 1:33.419
2 DROLET Marie-Eve CAN 1:34.343
3 ZHOU Yang CHN 1:34.447
PEN SAKAI Yui JPN PEN
Men's 1000m final B1 GILDAY Michael CAN 1:34.095
2
JAYNER Travis USA 1:34.135
3 SAKURAI Yuma JPN 1:34.320
Men's 1000m A final1 KIM Byeong-Jun KOR 1:25.474
2 FAUCONNET Thibaut FRA 1:26.208
3 CHATAIGNIER Maxime FRA 1:26.485
4 NOH Jinkyu KOR 2:11.668
PEN SUNG Si-Bak KOR PEN
Wow, with the rules change which made for less things you can get penalties for, ya gotta wonder what they ARE doing to get them???
Ladies 3000m Relay B Final1 UNITED STATES USA 4:19.826 2 RUSSIA RUS 4:20.869
3 GERMANY GER 4:24.547
4 CANADA CAN 4:30.940
Ladies 3000m Relay A Final1 KOREA KOR 4:16.249
2 CHINA CHN 4:16.361
3 NETHERLANDS NED 4:20.137
4 JAPAN JPN 4:25.660
Men's 5000m Relay Final B1 NETHERLANDS NED 6:53.603
2 GERMANY GER 7:00.884
Men's 5000m Relay Final A1 CANADA CAN 6:54.065
2 UNITED STATES USA 6:54.180 3 KOREA KOR 7:00.949
PEN CHINA CHN PEN
3 RUSSIA RUS 7:00.904
GREAT JOB on the
Silver gentlemen!
....and ebadie, ebadie...That's All Folks!
Safe travels home to everyone!